Go, Go Get ’em Grady Judd!!!

Grady Judd is at it again. And I think it’s awesome.

You see, we had yet another homicide. That in itself is nothing special here in Lakeland. Seems a lot of  Polk County’s ‘fine upstanding citizens’ enjoy killing each other. There are a ton of ignorant people around here, unfortunately. Which sucks, because they ruin it for many of the decent people who live here.

In the middle of January a badly burned body was found on some trail, and an investigation was naturally started. It is alleged that four young gentlemen decided to distribute some redneck justice.  According to the information I have seen, one of these young men had a girlfriend. How, I don’t know. But that’s neither here nor there.

Grady Judd holding up a photo of the accused.
Grady Judd holding up a photo of the accused.

Well someone ‘close to’ the girlfriend tells him that the girlfriend was raped by the victim. So he gets his brothers and a buddy together. They lure the victim to their trailer ( Yes, trailer) under the ruse of a drug buy, then sodomize and beat him to death. You can get all the details here at www.theledger.com.

This in itself shows how intelligent this group is. But it gets better. These rocket scientists took pictures of the victims body on their phone. Yes, you read that correctly. Rumor has it they even posted them on social media.

Ummm...make that 200,001 reasons.
Ummm…make that 200,001 reasons.

And these geniuses seem to believe that because they have these photos locked in their phone, the police will be unable to get access to them. Grady hopes the suspects will cooperate.

But if they don’t, he will be sending court orders to Apple for access to the photo’s.

“No one in the U.S. can create a business model that usurps the criminal justice system. The CEO of Apple needs to know he is not above the law.” stated Sheriff Judd.

Because no one stands between Grady Judd and justice. Yet another reason for my growing admiration. I know it helps me sleep a little better a night.   k